tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.
Real life Penpen.
"The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon."
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shinkikker)
Never can go to the bathroom in peace. I let him have a soak in the tub and 4 mins later this happened, FML
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
Is that you?
HOW TO ADULT