rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via perks-of-being-chinese)

chilliheatwavedoritos:

I CCANT S TOP LAUGHING AT THIS P CITURE

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R EST IN FUCKING PIECES OSHAWOTT

(via laughbitches)


there is no way that this happened

there is no way that this happened

(Source: yodiscrepo, via laughbitches)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

(Source: samwizegamgee, via laughbitches)

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

(Source: choriflaiweb, via vilhelmine-m)

whoatakeiteasyman:

that one kid in class who thinks they’re funny and feels the need to comment on everything

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(Source: iraffiruse, via attractiveblogger)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via laughbitches)

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T PREGNANT

kitti-loves-you:

guppycx:

wish-upon-this:

sara484549:

auto-alchemechanicist:

meys:

Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?

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fuck no

I’m a dude…

I’m a lesbian…

I’m ugly…

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^^^^THIS.

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Just for the comments xDD

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