captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

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the-galway-girl:

superwhostarkid:

It’s hard getting people to watch Doctor Who when I put on the first episode of the revival series and this is one of the first things they see

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I’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to anyone who made it past this episode.

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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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gallifrey-feels:

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

I was watching air crash investigations and apparently a wasp built a nest in some of the equipment of this plane and it killed like 800 people

so yeah

fuck wasps

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manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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